Funny story

"true story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car."

Nails..

The guy in the middle was probably trying back-country skiing.

:P :P

i still don't get it! :(

Ufff Nails... :P

DO you even know what "HAND JOB" means?
In hand job, you move your hand in the same way as you do in SKIING.
The picture should be clear now.

:)

oh i get it now :P thanks nepal ko chora! :)

Manche chai NAILS re..dimag chai SNAILS jastoo... :P :P
Kasto slow bujhne ke.. :P :P

Good to know..you UNDERSTOOD.
you whale come, whale come; SNAILSSSSSSSSSSS

:P :P

well dimag snails only on topics like that :)

Oh yea, NAILS

I had thought ..your DIMAG works in double speed than normal on topics like that.. :P :P

;)

you had thought re?? haha!! why so?? :) :)

here's an anecdote dedicated to nails...hope u'll get it..

25 useless things in a man's body:-
20 Nails u cant hammer, 2 tits u cant milk, 1 cock that doesn't crow & 2 balls u cant throw

ABUI NI NAILS, can't I even think? :P :P
Don't be so autocratic ke :(

:P ;)

pat- i get everything else except the part about the 20 nails! hmm.....:)

Nepal ko chora - of course you can think!! :)

ufffffffff Nails...

NAIL vaneko..KAATI ke..KILLA..pani ta ho ni ..that you can hammer.
:P :P
You are really a TUBE LIGHT

:P :P ;)

Nails....how old are u?

Nepal ko chora - yeah but how's that ... i still don't get it!

pat - i am 17:) how about you? :0

UFF NAILS..

HOW CAN YOU HAMMER YOUR NAILS on YOUR FINGER??

There is another nail (KATTI or KILLA), you can hammer but not the one on your finger.
MISS TUBE LIGHT...

:P :P

hahahaha.........nails..........man, where are you living dude?

u should not be reading this thread ...its for 18+ .....ya but what the heck u seem to be a very nice guy.....


P.S. Dude, don't give out your personal information in some stupid public thread....

nepal ko chora - i get it, thanks again :P

mr lonely help me out here, i am slow on topics like these:) :)

i won't! thanks pat :P