Aja achanak class ma sathi haru sanga nepal ko yaad ma kura garda nepali pura advertisment ko yaad aayo... ra sarai ramailo kura bho....
malai ta tyo muna chiya ko "muna muna muna chiyaa muna..." bhanni ad dammi lagthyo ani mero sathi lai chain tyo "santos panta ko chora le baba tyo tel hoina tyo tel hoina yo suddha bhatmas ko tel use garnu bhanni ad dammi lagyoo."
now its ur turn to say which ad u liked the most haha.....

DWI, i loved that one!

"Eh baaa (shouting on top of her lungs) sahar baata dai ko chitti aako cha. jhattai aaunu jhattai!
Aama :"ke lekheko cha chora le?"
Ba:"khoi afu akshar chindina. Suntali la padd padd"

Suntali: "Siri ba ama, sastanga dandawat. ma yaha sanchai chu. tapain haroo ni tyaha sanchai hunu huncha bhanne kamana gardachu. Aba ta chori suntali padna lekhna sakne bhai holi. Talla ghare mailo sanga paisa pathayeko chu. buji khabar garnu hola. Yes pala dashain ma pakkai pani tika thapna aaune chu. Chora thule"

Ba: syabas chori!euta chithi padna das jana ko ghar chaharnu parthyo. hamle chori lai skool pathayera thulo buddhimani garechau, kaso ta thule ki aama

aama: tyai ta!

Suntali: la ahile lai baini ra ma khelna janchau. hid baini!
(i know i missed some details there :))
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The other classic one on female education:

Sani ki aama: kata jana laako sani ki ba?
Ba: mukhiya ko ghar samma!
Sani ki ba: gaun ghar ma khali haat jana hunna! la yo golveda lagdinus!

Sani: ba ma pani jane jane!
ba: pardaina pardaina!
Sani: jane jane!
Ba: La aa ta aa!
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mukhiya's wife: Golveda ho?
Ba: ho hajur!
(goes and sits by mukhiya): ohoo! kati kaam le aais?
Ba: tyo asti dekhin hajur lai binti gari rakhya thiyen!
mukhiya: eh! taile kati bhaneko re? paanch saya hoina?
Ba: ahile lai tyai paanch saya bhaye arko pali afnai bari ko makai bhachera tirne thiyen!
Mukhiya( starts writing): la thik cha. aba gaun ghar ko kuro! euta samjhauta ta garnai paryo! Kurbane, kalo bana bana!
(starts writing: music gets intense as he writes 5000 instead of 500. Kurbane brings kalo and smears it over Ba's thumbs. Sani comes running and lands behind Ba)

Ba: Naghached na! (Sani starts reading the contract)
Sani: Ba ba! paanch saya ki panch hajar?Tyaha ta panch hajar lekheko cha!
Ba: kata?
Mukhiya: Eh ho ta rahecha ni! Pakha pakha ma yeslai thik gari halchu ni!
Sani: akshar ma ni 5000 lekheko cha.
Mukhiya: budo bhaye pachi ankha le ni dhoka dine! ta eutai gaun ghar ko manche. samaye mai tires. ma yo chyatidinchu ni k bho ta? (tears the contract)
Ba: ma iman bhako manche! latar patar jandina. sakeko ma ta tiri halchu ni sau ba!
Chori lai skool pathayera maile thulo buddimani garechu kaso ta sau ba?

oh darn! that became a story ;) la laterz

WHAT ABOUT THE CHORA BHANCHA MIRINDA CHORI BHANCHEE MIRINDA
CHORA CHORI DUBAI BHANCHANCHA MA RANDA MA RANDI.....
THE KOOLEST WAZ "BANU DRINK HORLICKS N U WILL BE A PILOT" FUNNY....

Awesome oys! Thanks! Kusto jhal jhali yaad aayo! :-(

you spoke my words flip flop...i was thinking of the same line of "ayo nun"

here are some of my favs..
......................
go go sabun.....
go go ko agadi gaiko ..you know wat...
...................................................
it was on tv with bhuwan kc i thnk
antaree...yeah gurujee
pheri tayer panchur vayoo thik dhekdina chall..gorakhali tyre i think.(i forgot the rest)
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hulas ko karkat jasta pata.......oh those good ol' days
...............................................................
padma kanya falame chad(between every single tv serial break)
etc..


greenearth.

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* An auto-rickshaw collides with another vehicle.

The man comes ahead : and says : "HANDIU"
The other man replies : "HAAAN TA"
[ Balwaan Chaap Khaini Khaanus, Saathi banaunus ]

:)

Oldmaven - you read my mind! That was one funny ad. :-)

I do not remember the exact words, it's hulaasko paata. Prolly need to call oys. ;-)

hahahaa...funny topic, I must say...!!!

~ jaasto naam ustaai Kaam, aahhhaaa sabun yesko naam

~ supertop supertop ma hu super top...

~gai le ni timlai nai hanne, kukhure le ni timlai nai thungne, kukkur le ni timlai nai lakhetne... aani timro luga lagako mailo chhai ke le lakhetne ni ??

~ aayo noon ko ad

~ Taxi kun tayar chha yesma??? Gorakhlai tayar chha... buddhi puryaunubho.. mero pani car ma gorakhkali tayar chha......

etc.

One radio nepal ad long ago...

Janma-antar ko lagi dhaal. pasal pasal ma paincha dhaal .
;)

Oys
Are you kidding me? Now how the heck can you remember all that?

Funny scenes,
When that gogo soap girl dunks the basket but doesn't seem to be coming down after the dunk..suspended?

Radio Ad:
Ma tin pate khoji khoji piuchhu
Gadha rang aune tin pate nai linchhu
Parakhi lai man parne tin pate nai honi rajhai tin pate nai honi.

Hindi Ad:
Yeh jameen yeh asmaan
Hamara kal hamara aaj
Buland bharat ki buland tasweer
Hamara bajaj.

Best Ad:
Surya Churot, covered by Loote and Oys above.

Wow, now it keeps going on:
Hulaaska rangeen jasta le sajiyeka mero ghar. Hulaasko rangeen jasta pata.

****************
Hetauda cement taaja hunchha
Taja cement baliyo hunchha
Yo chai pakka chha
Engineer saabko ke sallah chha
Mata bhanchhu...

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Barsa bais ki dulahi
Pachhisai barsa pugeko dulaha
Kya thikka umerma bihe bhako ho yo
Dulha ra dulahi ko

Ichhya dichhya ramro bhayeki
Ama banna layak bhayeki
Hamri dulahi naani
Dulha raichha sarai bhagyamani

Ipara separa ramro gareko (I never understood this part)
Ghar bar dhanna sakne bhayeko
Hamro dulha raja
Dulhai raichha sarai bhagyamani

Dhin-tang.

I don't know why you had the urge to include that 'hindi ad' despite what the title says. Anyway, here are few more that I remember:

"Suna suna didi bahini suna daju bhai
deuta lagya nathana hai kustha rog lai
kustha rog lage pachi lukaunu chahin hunna
niko hunchha okhati le bhakal le chhunna
nabirai gare dekhi okhati mulo
kustha rog bhanne kura aba chhaina thulo.......la hai"

"Timba sirak
--Yo timba sirak bhaneko k ho?
Kapas lai jali bunera banaiyeko, kapas nasarne uchha koti ko nyano sirak
--ani yo kahan painchha ni?
Pradarshani marga ko padmodaya haataa maa matra painchha
timba sirak"

DWI,
"ikchya dikchya ramro bhayeki" .. I think you missed S in front of ikchya;)

another funny one that i remember was inspired from tht movie khalanayek song choli ke piche kya hai:p

Arun ghee

follows like ths
"Jhola ma ke cha ke cha
Arun ko batta cha,
Arun ma chamcha cha and blah blah blah...
Arun ghiu kinnus ani chamcha ra plate upahaar paunus..yo upahar yojana simit abadhi ko lagi upatyaka bhitra matrai........Arun banaspati ghiu udhyog pra li."

लोग्ने - गोमा कति लुगा धोईरहेकी, सकिएन?
स्वास्नी- कहाँ सकिनु, साबुन राम्रो भएपो।
लोग्ने - ए, महाशक्ति सोपको पूजा साबुन भनेर ल्याएको अर्कै परेछ कि क्या हो?
स्वास्नी -ल हेर्नुस्, यो पूजा साबुन हो त? महाशक्ती सोपको पूजा साबुन त कपडामा लगाउना साथ सररर फिँज आउछ।
लोग्ने - लौ मार्यो यो त नक्कली साबुन पो परेछ।

निर्देशक - तपाईं पनि साबुन किन्दा महाशक्ती सोपको पूजा साबुन दिनुस् भन्नुस् कहिलै नक्कली पर्दैन ।

You guys are funny. Oh how these memories are carved in our mind. Goes on to tell you that its not just the lyrics of a song that we can remember well.

Pacifier, what about the third part..about the groom. Do you know what they say? (Ipara separa ramro gareko, ghar bar dhanna sakne bhayeko hamro dulha raja...)

As for the hindi and title of this thread, we aren't literally following the title are we, in that case only best ads are allowed and how can one person have more than one "best" ad? Come on, cut some slack and take it easy.

puja jaangh puja jhanghiya.. anybody remember? this women(jamure is her name) try to guess what people are wearing under..funny but forgot.. was it in nepali?

Chiso bhanekai ho Coca cola.

good going guys..wanted to bring this thread in front page so that we could see more input to realize....how much of happiness can those trivial but often taken for granted things can bring to us

रेडियो नेपाल

छोरी: आमा आमा, हात्ती बलियो कि हात्ती छाप चप्पल बलियो?
आमा: उस्तै उस्तै हो बाबा ।

नेपाल टि भि

अब तिमी चार महिनाको भयौ, अब तिमीले सेरेलेक्स्...........
अरु यादै भएन

छोरा: बाबा बाबा, भोक लाग्यो भोक लाग्यो
सन्तोष पन्त: एक छिन पख (दराजहरु खोल्दै तेल निकाल्दछ)
छोरा: होइन होइन
सन्तोष पन्त: के त?
छोरा: मामुले त सधै अरुण तेलले पकाइसिन्छ.......

कृष्ट्री के.सी.ले अभिनय गरेको
गोरखकाली टायर राम्रो गुड्छ सरररर...

अनि खै कस्ले हो कुन्नि राउन्ड किक् दिएको बलवान छाप खैनिको कामरसियल

here is my favourite:

Bhaigoo aba kheldina sathi...bhok pani lagyo
ma taa janchhu...ani khanchhu...pauroti Krishna paurotiiii
krishna..krishna..krishna..krishna.....krishna pauroti
krishna..krishna..krishna..krishna.....krishna pauroti