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 A Nepali freestyle rapper

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Posted on 02-19-06 12:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey ya'll,

check this link out http://www.letsbeef.com/rankings.php?section=tb

See where "Renegade" is, view the profile....

send me comments/suggestions @ warriorprasai@gmail.com
or on this thread itself.

Holla
 
Posted on 02-22-06 9:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Originally posted by bathroomcoffee aka "the toilet taster"


"Jonny who ? ha ha ha
The Question you should be asking yourself is..."TO BE OR NOT TO BE A WANNABE" Must be one O those hangin' pants with tilted hats. ha ha ha !! ho ho ho ! There sure are a lotta 2 bits punks out there who think they are 2PACK when they can't even size up to a Lil Bow Wow. ha ha ha"


What the fuk are you yapping about....you seem like a retard when you type in capital letters and every other thing you type is "ha ha ha, ho ho ho"...fukin moron soundin like santa claus..just shut the fuk up and die...it would make your mother very happy.. :)
 
Posted on 02-22-06 10:09 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Blaze word up,

set it off, you challenged me to it right?? rules bro, challenger first.

and yeah you're damn right, when you said that to that "ebonics" teacher guy. He had no clue what he was talking about, one of those typical haters.....
 
Posted on 02-23-06 8:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jonny Blaze From the Broke back Mountain
Drinking piss like its Beer fountain
Makin' me look likea Santa Clause
Like talkin bout yo Mama Clause he he
Shut the fuk up and die ?
Booo hoo hoo you makin me cry
Ahhhh ha ha ha

WANNA BE'S AINT GOT SHIT TO SPIT
BUT THIS KID THINKS HE'S GOT THA WIT
THATS WHY MOFO KEEP GOING AFTER MY MAMA
CAUSE THEIR DIAPERS ARE FALLIN APART COME HELP THEM OOO PAPA
Go on back to yo mama and tell her what a whopping ya got. he he he
 
Posted on 02-23-06 8:41 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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AND TO K SHITS 01,
I have no clue what I am talking about and a hater ? BUT YOU'RE STILL A WANNABE !! he he
A reverent Like you Tired of Gimmicks ?
y Fren from Blue hill STILL say he a foot longer than yo MIMICS!!!
 
Posted on 02-23-06 9:06 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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TO BATHROOM COFFEE:

YOU A HATER, ONCE AND FOR ALL,
YOU CAN'T WALK IN MY SHOES, TO LAY A FREESTYLE ON ME, HOMIE
YOU NEED A WHOLE PART II, BUT I STILL COME THROUGH,
TRUE, REPEAT MY SELF LIKE HISTORY, YOUR RHYMES IS RUSTY,
I CORRODE IT LIKE AN ACID, BUT THIS SHIT AIN'T CHEMISTRY,
NOW QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU THE SHIT, YOU AIN'T MAKE NOONE HAPPY,
YOU THAT TYPE WHO JACK OFF, WATCHING BUGS AND DAFFY,
BATHROOMCOFFEE?? I HEARD YOU OFFER 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WITH TOFEES,
YOU CAN'T MATCH MY LYRICAL STYLE, YOU WAS ABUSED LIKE A JUVENILE,
I LOOKED UP YOUR HISTORY DOGG, YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A PEDOPHILE,
NOW I TAKE THE SAME LIL MIMIC, DISS YOU IN A MICROPHONE,
DOGG YOU SO SMALL, PEEPS CONFUSE YOU WITH A BROWN LEPRECHAUN...

HOLLA
 
Posted on 02-23-06 11:01 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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WITH A NAME LIKE KSHITS
THINK I WANT YO RAGIITY SHOES ? AND BE A WANNABE ?
REPEATIN' LIKE A BROKEN NEEDLE WANNBE IS ALL U GONNA BE
MA RYMES ALL RUSTY YOU CORRODE IT LIKE ACID ?
BUT CHICKS BE LAUGHING CAUSE YO DIKS ALL FLACCID
LOOK WHO TALKIN FUGGIN BUGS AND DAFFY
HANDING 5YR OLDS WITH TOFFEE ? HELL NO ME DRINK COFFEE
DON'T WANT YO LYRICAL STYLE U FUGGIN JUVENILE
CALLIN ME A PEDIPHILE ON YO MICROPHONE
WHEN YOU BLOWIN' FOOTLONGS LIKE ITS TROMBONE
DON'T CALL ME A DOG WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE CHIWAWA
BROWN LEPRECHAUN GO ON BACK TO YO MAMA AND CRY WAH WAH !!
 
Posted on 02-23-06 11:57 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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CALL ME A WANNABE?? YOU COULDN'T BE YOURSSELF EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO BE,
LOOKS LIKE YOU WANNA SEE MY DIK, OH THAT MAKES ME SICK,
I WAS JUSS PLAYING DOGG,
BUT YOU'RE REALLY DISPLAYING HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES,
YOU THAT TYPE WHO LIVE WITH DRUG DEPENDENCIES,
SOME' LIKE THE ALCOHOLICS,
WAIT, IT GETS BETTER, YOU THAT TYPE WHO PROMOTE "POKA" CULTURE IN THIS JOINT, YOU A PORNOHOLIC
WHY DON'T YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING??? QUIT QUOTING ME,
MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE AN IRRITANT, BUT YOU AIN'T PROVOKING ME,
BATHROOM COFEE, WHATEVER YOU WROTE WAS A JOKE,
YOU SOUND LIKE THE TELEVISION WITH NO VISION, WHY? COZ YOU'RE BROKE
MY RHYMES ARE DOPE, IF I WAS BORN IN THE BC, THINK I WOULD'VE GOT JESUS ON COKE.

EASY...
 
Posted on 02-23-06 1:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Bathroom coffee's mommy is sucking my salami/
so I'm cumming like tsunami/
I kick the bitchh so calmly, Im not Mahatma Gandhi/
I refuse to call her auntie, she belongs in Jumanji/
Then I hit her badly, call her a big fatty/
but she's still happy and calls me her my pimp daddy/
I slap her with my cock and then I laugh a lot/
She causes aftershocks when she walks just half a block/
I make her grab my balls, and drink some alcohol/
I ask her why she gave birth in a bathroom stall/
Her son's a piece of shit, always on the internet/
"He is sick in the head". she said "he dont mean no disrespect"/
He's not a heterosex, just a poor gay man getting welfare checks/
He sucked cock and passed his HIV test/
His mom is like "I wish my son a quick death"

Ha ha ha, ho ho ho....faggit
 
Posted on 02-23-06 2:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Kshits----------------------------> what ?
Unlike you Mr Wanna Be, I am maself, Don't have to be a Wanna Be ..or a Mr Gonna be
Why would I wanna see yo dick when its flaccid(ain't notin but a Pencil there)
Your halfass pantaloons drapin' plugger to tha hole reverting to yo homosexual way
Yeah I smoke blunts till I'm senseless,N' let ma steel smoke asses that purpotless
I like them Ladis with big Racks, while you in corna lickin them lames ass Cracks
Yeah I may be an irritant but you be more than that cause you're ANAL IRRITANT
My writing's a joke then you must be smoking that toke
Televisualar he he you one them Kats that walk with cordless thinkin' its Cellular
ha ha ha Jesus on Coke ? Yahyo you don't even know whats DOPE. he he
 
Posted on 02-23-06 3:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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And Johnny stop fuggin Senior Citizens. You fuggin make me sick.
you're probably one of those mofo that buy 40+ nudie magazines.
Comin like Tsunami? he he Must be Afatty with Michlelins on that side.
Must be a Juve talkin slapin' people with his tool showin he's cool
Must be a fatty to know aftershocks just walkin down tha block.
You and Kshit back from Brokeback Mountain talkin about yo fountains
Saw you and Shitwhat playin plug on plug
Thats why you think the whole world is Slug A Slug ?

Insulting moms and callin people faggot is all you got
Y'all will always be just a Wanna be's
Rhyme ? what rhyme ? As they say both yo shit don't float in TEXAS.
I am done with both yo asses(just wanted to see yo capabilities).
I am not claiminmg to be a Rapper or a rhymer(but truth be told you guys really suck).
 
Posted on 02-23-06 6:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nice beef lol, stupid yet cool!
"you're probably one of those mofo that buy 40+ nudie magazines."
gross! it made me laugh my ass out, ah jees nice one! ( the SENTENCE was funny, i'm at nobody's side)
 
Posted on 02-23-06 6:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I don't know but I find old people funny haha no offense lol
 
Posted on 02-23-06 7:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yo, Jonny ya look shitty and funny
If ya don't like othezs rap, then don't bark
Ya know what, ya should eaten by big ass shark
Wat if somebody wanna be rapper, wha's the problem
if i confront ya, i would spit ya with Wrigleys doublemint chewing gum
why ya call the thread starter as you can't rap.
The whole rap is bullshit and a big crap.
So tell ya again, don't ya be more dirty and sick
I can't be more happy when ya suck my 9 inch dick.
 
Posted on 02-23-06 7:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Free style rapping has started now for sure
 
Posted on 02-23-06 8:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Damn peeps iw wilding out here, Here go,

Looks like the cofee guy needs a savior, or maybe a piece of paper,
not to write though, dude you stink so bad you need to wipe your butt yo,
coz you so dirty your pants got stains on it, maybe you the janitor,
don't come through like a writer, we all know you a lyrics biter,
damn son your demeanor is of a senior citizen why you calling others wack,
my lines have your blood clotting, damn right its a heart attack, matter of fact,
you don't need to see my dick, looks like you took a peek,
dogg the pencil wasn't my dick, it was my pubic, haha,
I told you you be sniffing around like dogs,
but next time you do brush your teeth brah, you stink around like them hogs,
are you sure that shit is cofee? coz in our bathroom we cough and pee,
maybe you should pour it out and get a refill in that dude's fountain,
you's the real faggot, coz you know all about the Brokeback mountain..

Easy
 
Posted on 02-23-06 8:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Easy on them disses though people, we don't wanna get too profane in here.
 
Posted on 02-23-06 8:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yo Yo, KSHITIJ01, HERE IT COMES,
OH , YA TALKING ABT COFFEE, THAT'S MY SEMEN
REMEBER, YA TOLD ME YA FELT LIKE YA IN HEAVEN.
I TOLD YA TO SUCK IT HARD, YOU DID
YA SOUND LIKE A BIG LOSER AND COCK SUCKER INDEED.
YA'S RAPE A SHIT, SHIT LIKE WORSE THAN F*CK.
HOW MANY TIMES IN A DAY YOU WANT TO SUCK?


YA A BEGINNER, GO START AND LEARN A,B,C OF RAP.
IF YA CAN'T RAP, STUDY HARD YA A HOMO CRAP.
WHEN YA IN NEPAL, YA WAS LEKHNATH A.K.A POUDEL.
I SAW YA BEATEN BY COPS AND YA ASS TAKEN TO JAIL.
SO WHY YA WANNA BE A RAPPER, GET YA ASS UP AND READ GRAMMAR
I FEEL SO PITY ON YA, YA A TRUE GAY LOVER.
 
Posted on 02-23-06 11:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Marshall...fukin with blaze is harmful/
I'll make you lose your marbles/
So why you want to quarrel?
You wont live to see tomorrow/
Your mom shakes her head in sorrow/
She's just a bitch I borrow/
A mutt who likes to snarl/
She gets a Hot Carl/
I shitt on her bed, I shitt on her head/
I shitt on her body even after its dead/
I shitt on her face, and give her a taste/
I shitt on her grave, let her die in disgrace/
And fukin toilet taster soundin like he's santa/
"Ho, ho, ho" - thats his sis, mom and grandma/
I spit the sickest stanza, the boss like tony danza/
Battling lil bald men who look like george costanza/
Im warning you foreigners/
I'll leave your carcass with coroners/
You all bore me like orators/
While I drop words with four letters/
Marshall is a nerdy nep who wore Al Gore's sweater/
I hope you burn in hell with your mom forever/
Ma tero ama lai chikchu ekdam rathi ma/
Bathroom coffee sale, baru mero achi kha!/
Tero hajurama lai seegahn khana dinchu/
Tero rundi ama lai new road ko side ma kinchu/
Shishnu pani layera tesko chaak ma peetchu/
Ani nangay nachay ko bela ma ta photo kheechu/

You all suck my hairy balls. Good day.
 
Posted on 02-24-06 9:22 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Johnny! your beef is with cofee why you calling out his mom and sisters,
mad coz he dissed you? understand this mister, your shit sound like a broken transistor,
and marshal67 why you on my dick? you so lame your limes make me sick,
talking shit, or popping zits, whatever it is your rhymes ain't sick for shit,
homies you'll run your mouth you ain't got no clue,
if you'll was in asia I would have came through like bird flu, now live in fear,,
you rolling with poodles, I'm high flying like the airplane carrier,
ya'll call names every line, how you gonna survive the wrath of a warrior,
Johnny, I had respect for him but he technologically retarded,
sent me an written beef, didn't know how audio battles started,
if you was real, you would have came through without no fear,
I ain't nothing like NAS but bitch, get at me and I will drop ether.

Holla

YO LET'S NOT TAKE SHOTS AT FAMILY MEMBERS.
 
Posted on 02-24-06 2:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I DO NO CLAIM THAT I CAN FREESTYLE

that being said..i just wanted to say that i am a little dissapointed in the lyrics cause they're all about sex...? most of them anyway.

i love freestyle by CANNIBUS called 100 BARS. most of his freestyle is good and he does not talk about sex..check out 100 BARS..maybe somebody will be inspired?

oh yea..i dont think there is anything wrong with talking about sex..i am just hoping to see something more then just profanity..
 



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