LEMON ANSWERS ARE GIVEN IN BRACKET
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
-( puppies grow up but men are men.) its the boy who grow up to men. Do you still expects a man to grow up
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
- because they saw woman
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
-( Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.) but baby who will fix men in first place.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
> ground first?
- ( Who cares) - yeah who cares whether they drop on you or other stupid woman
eventually its the woman who suffer
Q: What did God say after he created man?
-(I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.) but like every hit movie the sequel has never been as good as the first one :(
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
-(A: I don't know, I've never seen either.) yes . how would you knwo. you got to have brain to identify intelligence.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Yes they have plenty of subordinate girls to look after their business.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
- becuase man like adventure and holidays
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
-(Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...) so that they can be a perfect match for woman (at least for the time they are drunk)
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
-(The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
> of driving. ) but unlike dogs they chase and they drive as well
Q What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
-(Exchange him) with what lemon. with a woman. well i knew you are a lesbian . thanks for proving
Q.Why do men like smart women?
-(oppostie attracts) that means smart woman are attracted to foolish man. that in turn proves woman are not smart.
