So what do you do when life gives you lemons?

i thought its our own lemon, sajha's lemon....hehe.... if i get that lemon, i will probably sing a srk song like this one.

hahahahahahahaha.............:P

LooTe

When Life Gives You LeMons.......

When Life Gives You Lemons
As It Sometimes Will
When All Seems Futile
And All Uphill
Just Turn Your Head
Away From The Fight
Forget The Past
As The Future Is Bright

When Life Gives You LeMona
Some Tequila You Add
Smile Now Sister
It's Not So Bad
When Life Gives You LeMons
It Can Be Sweet
Just Add Your Own Touches
And Oh What A Treat

It Makes You Pucker
And Wince Just A Bit
Add A Little Something To It
May Pack Quite A Hit
So When Life Offers LeMons
Take Them With A Smile
We All Get Our Lemons
Enjoy Them In Style

Dedicated to "LEMON"

ok,

really cool replies guys.

I was hoping for something more creative too.

umm like, when life hands you lemons, you squeeze life's sourness with it..

well somethin like that... that was a bad attempt. perhaps you guys will do better?

Looking forward to it. :)

If life gives you lemon, you squeez it!! If life gives you Bananas, what do you do??
Well depends on who you are talking to!!

If Life Gives You Lemons by David Fischer


If life gives you lemons, make lemonaid.
If life gives you lemons, make poison.
If life gives you lemons, seek vengeance.
If life gives you lemons, clone them.

If life gives you lemons, convert them into pure energy through nuclear fusion.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at your enemies.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends.
If life gives you lemons, sell them.

If life gives you lemons, bury them in your cellar.
If life gives you lemons, swallow them whole.
If life gives you lemons, feed them to a lion.
If life gives you lemons, tease them.

If life gives you lemons, kill yourself.
If life gives you lemons, organize them into soviets.
If life gives you lemons, go back to school.
If life gives you lemons, juggle them.

If life gives you lemons, run away.
If life gives you lemons, throw a tantrum.
If life gives you lemons, sow dissent among their leaders.
If life gives you lemons, paint them.

If life gives you lemons, call them funny names.
If life gives you lemons, blame someone else.
If life gives you lemons, extract their precious bodily fluids.
If life gives you lemons, arm them.

:D

If life gives you lemons, sell 'em on ebay! :P

Put it in Diet Coke (*put the LIME in the COKE u NUT *) Does anyone remember the commercial?

Awesome everyone,

Nepali chora, I was hoping some one would put that poem up. ;) thanks.

I also see overwhelming response towards kurakani ko lemon. :D

Hello lemon,

We're representing the sajha kurakani commitee here and would like to ask you if you would like to make an official comment on this issue?
We do not accept "no comment" as a comment. :)

sell the damn lemon.

Use it for hair conditioning ;)

color of strife,
When life gives you lemon, dont mess with it.

When life gives u lemon, return it and get a refund!

if life gives you lemon

sing U2 song -"Lemon"
sing hindi song - "Nimuda"
is there a nepali song ? sing it too

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if life gives you lemons
squeeze the juice out and make lemonade, grind the pulp to make a facial paste and plant the seeds so its your lime bush (and not life) thats gonna hand you lemons

when life gives u lemon......drink lemon tea... that will make u feel better....

chew it, ouch!

If life gives you leamon squeeze it ... mix it with water ......wait .............dont drink it right offf... put some sugar in it .. make it mellow .............. and then drink it.

If still thirsty , ask life for more lemons and repeat the process as mentioned !!!!

when life give you lemon...talk to lemon...admire that lemon...umm...make faces at lemon, but sure, don't squeeze that lemon, coz that lemon will kill you.

You guys are a funny bunch. A freak of a circus i should say :D.
Lotta awesome stuff came out of this though and it puts a big :) on my face.

Redstone I take it that the pun was intended? lol
I agree, Lemon will will you, soon that is. :p You might have been close to squeezing her.

i would've loved to! lol...noo..jk jk...mukh amilo huncha aba! :P :O

strife,never been that close! :( ;-D