Enjoy! People younger than forty may participate ...

 

 

 

 

 

Test for Dementia
 
 

B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all
of them immediately .. OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)











First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?







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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then
you are

absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
place, you are second!



Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much
time as you took for the first question, OK ?



Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to
last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST
Person?





You're not very good at this, are you?







Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your
head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.







Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add
another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10. What is the total?





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Did you get 5000?



The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right...

....Maybe







Fourth Question:



Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is
the name of the fifth daughter?















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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. < B> Read the
question again!







Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses
himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how
does HE indicate what he wants?











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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.... Like you!

















PASS TH IS   ON TO
FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE  IN YOUR LIFE!

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This is really good!!! I enjoyed it. Can you post more like this?

Haha ... I got the first 4, but not the bonus questions

I don't know how I got 5000 for question 3. Now when I go back and check it's always 4100. Nice bunch of questions.

It's kinda unrelated but since we are talking about smartness, I like to share this blonde joke. It's a smart blonde joke though.

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A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

Good job commando!!!!