Ever think why:

1. You choose the same stall in the bathroom if it's available
2. You're embarassed to fart even if you're doing a long one even if noone can see you
3. You wait till everyone has left before exiting your stall
4. You don't want to talk on phone when you're in the stall, even if it's in Nepali and noone can understand you
5. You don't want anyone to see you entering the stall
6. You go for a long one but if you meet anyone in the urinals you pretend to be there for the urinal
7. Sometimes you try to take a nap in there
8. You check if any other stalls are occupied before exiting by bending to check on the legs
9. You laugh quietly when the person in next stall is having a bigger thunderstorm than you are.
10. You don't want your colleagues to know you just came back from a long one.

Except for 7,8 and 9 , all these apply to me as well.

11. You go for a long one and end up playing games/surfing the net on your phone longer than taking a crap.

12. You use your leg to push the flush lever down.

13. You try not to make too much noise wiping you ass.

no 11. is so true! Sometimes you end up baking the cake.
12 is always true!

13.. what kind of toilet paper do they have at your work bro

the kind which if u use too much will feel like ur wiping your ass with a sanding paper.

You should put the below caption in your stall

"This toilet paper is like John Wayne, it's rough, it's tough and won't take shit off nobody."

 

14.  You use more paper than you do at home because it is free.

This is bullshit.. lol

This is pretty crazy. rule number one is not true any more

You must be wondering what made me give up on such an animal instinct. You always hear of rhinos using the same spot as their bathroom.

It was due to stronger wifi signal closer to the door. Sorry stall number 4 for changing my loyalty in favor of better wifi. Have to try mobile sajha from there sometime lol!

14. When someone enters the next stall, you immediately flush as to drown out your own noise. 

I qualify for all from 1 to 13. Were you guys watching me when I was at it?

14. You flush (ofcourse you use TP to push the button or lever) anytime somebody comes close to your stall, or uses urinal. Sometimes to let them know that you are in there, othertimes to indicate that you are almost done.

15. You put some TP in your ear (sometimes nose too) if somebody occupies the stall next to you. Those kuires can eat tonnes.

16. You always hope that the person next to you finishes it soon.

i wonder why they don't have a foot pedal to flush the toilet.

18. You masturbate when you sometime get uncontrollably Horney (due to lots of reason).

Sent from my iphone @ loo re kyaa!!!

I leave for work at 8:30, a 45 minutes commute, usually reach work at 9:15. I start my day with a ra-ka-chi-ka-chi-chu (rang kadaa chini kadaa chiya and churoot) before leaving for work, yes that's my breakfast.

On the way, I grab a $1.50 McDonalds Medium Regular Ice Coffee and smoke about 3 churoot with the coffee, tuning to the radio hoping to listen to 'I love the way you lie', 'Billionnaire', 'Soul Sister' and 'bulletproof' along with some Narayan Gopal songs on the CD and Bob Seger and Cat Steven's 'Kathmandu' .

By the time I reach work, my tatti is at full throttle! I rush to the mens room with my bag, lock the door behind and do my business, browsing for some interesting catalyst ingredients on my phone. Nowadays my favorite is the 'Bagh Chaal' game!

Observation today at the mens room:

The smaller cabin was closed like everyday and there was someone there, I took the large cabin as usual.

Today whoever it was, it was crazy! Here's what happened: I checked out the floor and saw his white thick socks, SOCKS! wait a minute! This guy came to work without his shoes?!#*! Then I changed my angle while 'kanning' and realized he had his shoes open. Thats not all! after about 3 minutes, while working on his phone (i could hear the beeps), he flushed after dragging about 10 ft of toilet paper!

Then the hilarious part! I figured he did not have his pants on! He started putting on the jeans, which lay on the floor, his shoes and flushed again. Then he closed the pan cover and sat on it for another 2-3 minutes doing nothing, probably browsing.

There's lot of Indian guys out here in our multi-office structure and he probably belongs to one of these IT Consulting. He's not one among our staff, I checked.

Oh yes! I also figured, he splattered water all across the wash basin, water sprinkled all over the mirror, paper towel box and the floor. Gotta be some 'Mu-Salman-Khan' wannabe at work!

WHAT WAS YOUR OBSERVATION@ WORK LOO TODAY! Also goes out for ladies, share share!